Thirty nosey things

As much as I don't want to do any tags, especially the ones with questions, for some odd reason unknown to me, here's another one:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
“I should shave. It's been four days and it shows... Nah!”

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
Rs. 3522. I'm rich, but not for long. :

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Bangalore :D

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I have only one number, and that's my home landline number.

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Keeps changing and for now it is the old jingle:
washing powder Nirma; detergent tickiya Nirma.

6. What are you wearing right now?
Shirt and trousers, full formal, complete with black leather shoes and belt. :D

7. Do you label yourself?
Yes, but I avoid using tags.

8. Name the brand of the shoes you currently own?
ID.

9.Bright or Dark Room?
I like playing with the light switch.

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Which one?

11. What does your watch look like?
A cellphone, it is a cellphone infact. Ahha!

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Had just finished watching Aamir Khan's Ghajini and was sharing the joke of a movie with my conscience as it could not compete with the pace of the BS the movie offered.

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
“Download Nayanthara wallpapers for free..."

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?
F^&%

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)
The hostel mate who lives two doors away.

16. Last furry thing you touched?
A cat.

17. Favourite age you have been so far?
The ones yet to come; dreaming about a wonderful future is the best thing I've ever done with any present.

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"I tried your idea... Cranberry Breezer with food. It was the only thing worth having there."

19.The last song you listened to?
Don't get lost in heaven - Gorillaz

20. Where did you live in 1987?
A womb

21. Are you jealous of anyone?
Temporarily, but I like being myself the way I am, no matter how bad it might be turning out to be me.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?
Someone should be, else, the last 21 years haven't paid off.

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Uncontrollably growing hair(other than times of desperate requirements of looking good); a brain that works backwards; an uncontrollable and eager to act tongue.

24. What’s your favourite town/city?
Jaipur, and Tezpur (coz I'd still be having my 2 pegs before dinner if I went there for a vacation this summer too)

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Been years now, but I always wrote letters to only one person.

26. Can you change the oil on a car?
On the brighter side, I can change the oil on my hair.

27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
That I should stop sitting in front of that idiot box for hours.
Aaj TV mat dekh, beta, kal subhe jaana hai.
2:30 pe band kar doonga.
I switched it off at 3:30.

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My eyes. I want another sleepathon.

29.What is your current desktop picture?
This:

yes, still this!

30. Have you been burnt by love?
As in set on fire? Nope.

Take it up if you want. I won't bother myself by taking names.

Hence Proved

Anna, Banna and Canna were sitting in a class on the same bench, Canna sitting to the extreme left, and Banna, to the extreme right. During their seemingly pointless discussion, Banna mentioned about the antics of students in another one of his classes and how they were mocking a guy who could not derive an equation on the chalkboard. Banna got an idea for a simply joke worth nothing more than a moment of attention. He turned to the last page of his notebook and wrote:
Anna gave his typical short-lived laugh. Canna noticed the discontinuity in anna's pissed expression and asked what was so funny. Banna showed him the simple joke. Canna bulbed. Anna laughed more.
Anna explained the term in the denominator meant 'dodo'.
Canna bulbed more.
Anna(with a slight laughter): "It's a 'dodo'! Do you know what a dodo is?"
Canna:"I know it's an extinct bird, so what?"
Banna: "Good one, right?"
Anna(turning serious with raised eyebrows and nodding): Oh, this is a good one!
Canna: "So what?"
Anna: "This means you're a dodo!"
Canna: "I'm not extinct, da!"
A moment of silence between the three of them.
Banna: "Hence proved."
Anna: "You're going to blog this, aren't you?"
Banna: "Now that you've said, I might just."

Hence, it was proved that the equation stands true.



Disclaimer: Among the other convictions lines up against my name, one is that I'm not trying hard enough for my CAT preparations. This post, hence, includes one of the finer details one observes in one's study material only when one pays attention to it, the nomenclature. The naming of characters, which are real, alive and are somehow related to the names they are addressed with has references from languages from the South to the North.
Anna -> Shame on you if you don't know this!
Banna -> A term for elder brother among the Rajputs (Rajasthan)
Canna -> 'Nutcase' in Tamil


Signing off,
Banna

Barbie Talk

The following is a discussion involving a lot of explicit content. Interesting although it maybe, it has a lot of imaginary stuff crossing the borders of sanity. I would advice you to back out if you can't take a little bit of vulgarity in. However, since this is not an RGV movie, pregnant women and heart patients are not restricted. This is a chat from a while back with a senior when he pinged me. My status message at that time was: "Every boy who plays with a G I Joe dreads to see what lies under a barbie's skirt." Let's keep him anonymous and call him Mr. X for his privacy. A few typos from both the ends have been corrected to make reading easier, but nothing has been removed to keep the essence of the conversation alive, in case it might just have one.

3:55 PM Mr. X: hahaha

good status msg

what prompted you to put eets?

what about baroness man !

3:56 PM me: sorry

comp bulb maar raha tha

3:57 PM nothing much

Mr. X: ok

me: just the realisation that everyone is desperate

Mr. X: :D

me: there are some who hide it

others just put it across

Mr. X: hahaha

:P

me: what about the baroness?

Mr. X: good one :D

me: thank you

Mr. X: why pick up just barbie ?

3:58 PM you could have taken even lady jane ..and baroness :P

me: isn't that the truth?

barbie is the most popular toy for girls

most found

most known

Mr. X: hahaha ok

me: and GI Joes for boys

Mr. X: yeah ... so .. no one ever cares abt lady jane

and hence no one knows .. what lies in there !

me: I used to spend the whole day with gi joes

3:59 PM Mr. X: who .. knows :P

me: but i always wanted to see a barbie naked

Mr. X: :)

true though ..

even i felt like it some times !

:D

me: you see

4:00 PM the most annoying thing about an embarassing truth is the consequence

Mr. X: symbol of feminity !

freakin barbie !

me: yupp

Mr. X: and did we even know that her bf existed !

no !

:P

4:01 PM me: some ben or ken or something

Mr. X: ken

yeah

me: your sisters tell you this stuff

Mr. X: man .. he could never be the symbol of mard :P

chutiya saala !

me: :D

i wish i was ben

Mr. X: you dont even know .. if ben/ken ever fucker her man

4:02 PM or even capable of doing so !

me: he got to date a girl from her youth till the times when she wore a saree or evening dress

Mr. X: so .. dont be him .. !

me: took her to the beach

lived with her

went out

did all kinds of shit

Mr. X: yeah .. but did he ever make out with her !!

me: and went unnoticed

Mr. X: :P

nobody wants to do shit man

me: i'm sure he did a lot more

Mr. X: no !

4:03 PM come on man .. barbie isnt one of the 52 virgins !

me: dude, he'd been with her for years, from her youth to god knows when

Mr. X: definitely .. she would be a whore by now !

:P

me: and no one ever questioned him

she stayed with him for quite some time

she would have had some fun with him

4:04 PM Mr. X: yeah .. because .. everyone thinks he is an inocuous hijra :P

me: else, why wouldn't she dump him?

i think he must have been one of those alpha males

she stuck with him for quite a while

Mr. X: if he had been a mard enough .. he would want to dump her after using her n times

4:05 PM every one needs a change man !

come on !

he was never married

and after so many years .. why didnt barbie ever marry him !

she didnt find something worth in him dude !

:P

me: what change?

4:06 PM Mr. X: dude ... you cant be with barbie all the way ..

me: dude, would you want to leave barbie?

Mr. X: come on ..

me: EVER?

Mr. X: you would want her ... after some time .. you'll get bored man !

me: i could live with a barbie always

Mr. X: you simply cant just stay there

me: no

she has so much to do

and she pays for everything

it's always her house

her surf board

Mr. X: :D

all true ...

4:07 PM me: her car

Mr. X: and ..

what is your worth :D

:P

you are nothing but a prick to her :D

:P

me: a girl who pays every freakin penny you spend together

Mr. X: yeah .. she is basicca you boss :D

me: and every month she gets this new dress and has this new thing to do on her mind

fine no

4:08 PM i'd be a slave forever

Mr. X: dude ... what abt a dildo :P

me: eh

what about it?

Mr. X: honestly, i dont know who gets to see more of barbie ! ... dildo or ken.ben :P

4:09 PM me: why?

i never heard of a horny barbie

Mr. X: and think abt this .. what if you get to know what is inside barbie's skirt ...

thats it .. its all over ..

no more is it a magic and a mystery ... a

4:10 PM no enthu you'll have

me: so we must preserve the holy secret

Mr. X: yeah ..

thats what ben/ken has ben doing :P

a decoy bf .. !

:P

its all a fuckig conspiracy man !

me: let's all wear pointed white hood wala robes and stand around a fire

4:11 PM Mr. X: :P

me: i don't think so

Mr. X: what do you think then ?

me: he's had some fun

Mr. X: no !

no way ...

me: fucker's been downtown

Mr. X: if he had fun .. i am sure .. he would be married to her or broken up !

none happened !

4:12 PM so .. nothing happened :P

see .. no gain without pain ...

me: she wore indian sarees and bindis

Mr. X: and so !

me: that's a sign of being married

Mr. X: dude ... its just to make her a supreme indian female !

no !

me: and bridal barbies!

what about that?

4:13 PM you think she was practicing or something?

Mr. X: bridal barbies ...

she is still waiting for someone !

dude .. what about suhaag raat barbies !

do you get em anywhere

me: she got one

that is why she ain't bridal anymore

they just didn't make it public

Mr. X: no ....

me: oh i so want them

Mr. X: dude .. they would have had .. housewife barbie !

me: that piece is for ken only

4:14 PM worker wife barbie

modern lifestyle

Mr. X: wait !

me: she's a freakin celeb

why would she do house work?

4:16 PM Mr. X: who says she needs to do housework !

btw ... i think ken would like her to be a house maid .. and fuck her from behind :P

what do you think .. oO`

4:17 PM me: lol

i'd want a whole world full of barbies

wherever you go

she does everything

cooks

pays for stuff

does all kinds of shit i want to

4:18 PM with her

it's like the whole world is your bitch

4:19 PM and you're the only man

Mr. X: cool ..

do that ...

me: you're gonna have some fun

yeah

Mr. X: then .. i will come ... throw money at her .. tel her ... you are no good .. and then fuck her :D

4:20 PM behind your back .. :P

me: i just need to create a few billion barbies

and make sure everyone else is executed

4:21 PM Mr. X: hahaha

:P

i have one suggestion for you ...

me: and you'll be dead too

Mr. X: dont restrict yourself to one barbie !

me: yeah

true

Mr. X: ... make a lesbian couple ... nymphomaniac lesbian barbies :D

and ... then enjoy :)

me: i know

lol

4:22 PM Mr. X: man .. how i wish .. i have mutli-ethnic nymphomaniac lesbos for wives :D

cha ... that would be the best ...

4:24 PM me: one has no clue what one can come up with when surrounded by barbies all around

chalo yaar

good luck with the lesbos

send them over sometimes

4:25 PM we all share stuff right

abhi so jaoon

Mr. X: its an all new world out there ... waiting for you !

me: saala pen bula lega footer practice ke liye

Mr. X: you just have to be patient !

imagine man ...

me: hehe

Mr. X: this is how 52 virgins are still in market :P

islamic mkts, i mean

me: shag over barbies

Mr. X: ppl die to get with them 1

4:26 PM me: do it

it'll be a new experience

:P

abhi sota hoon yaar

4:27 PM aap jao barbies ka soch ke hilao

:D

Mr. X: hehe

office man :D

no way :)

4:28 PM me: ok

chalo

bye from here

later

xiao

4:29 PM Mr. X: bye

I Am.. Tag Crasher

I am going to play a Tag crasher. What's a tag crasher? Party crashers crash parties where they are not invited. I haven't been formally invited to take this tag up, although informally I was asked if I would like to. I think I'm going to go ahead to give this blog a kick ahead.

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?
A. If it wasn't for bad timing, 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' for 10 bucks would have been the answer. We just missed it. And the three of us weren't ready to waste any more money on a movie such as this. Bah! Now, I can't show off.

2. What book are you reading?
A. Nothing. I just finished a book on punctuations and their history; it's (and not its) called 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves'. It's (yes, the same again) written by Lynne Truss. A good read for long travels.

3. Favourite board game?
A. I still find Ludo very attractive. Anyone for a game, sometime? (And I am serious here. I want to play Ludo again.)

4. Favourite magazine/s?
A. People like me are the ones who were ideally meant to die illiterate. I diverged from my sub-species only a little. Readers' Digest is my pick.

5. Favourite smells?
A. Pheromones :D ; good food; Jovan Musk among artificial smells; some more pheromones.

6. Favourite sounds?
A. Someone calling my name in an unknown crowd, or when walking away from it, from far. It happened once. I was called from a distance at 12 in the night. I usually attend to my name and realise the call is for someone else. This time around, I ignored the first two shouts only to realise that there were people calling me back. I don't know how often it happens to you, but it felt awesome!

7. Worst feeling in the world?
A. Hollowness. (metaphorical)

8. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
A. 5 more minutes!

9. Favourite fast food place?
A. Home.

10. Future child’s name?
A. I will leave that to Abhishek of the future.

11. Finish this statement. “If I had lot of money I’d...?”
A. ...still try to earn more. Who wants to end up as a lucky jerk?

12. Do you drive fast?
A. No, I like stray dogs.

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
A. No, I usually sleep with a stuffed stomach.

14. Storms - cool or scary?
A. Depends on the intensity.

15. What was your first car?
A. I haven't had one as yet.

16. Favourite drink?
A. Orange flavoured Vodka with orange flavoured soft drink, preferably Fanta. Water, I'm just kidding. (I haven't really specified which one of the two was the kidding part, now have I? ;) )

17. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would...”?
A. ...waste more of it than I do now.

18. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
A. I think I do. I don't eat broccoli too often to notice. But, the times I have eaten broccoli, I ate whatever was on my plate.

19. If you could dye your hair any colour, what would be your choice?
A. I can! I don't, because I don't want to. Why is this question even there? I think most people taking this tag up COULD dye their hair if they wanted to, any colour!

20. Name all the different cities/towns you’ve lived in?
A. Jaipur, Chennai.

21. Favourite sports to watch?
A. Football, and cricket when I'm vetti; and who wouldn't like women's freestyle? :D

22. One nice thing about the person who sent this to you?
A. Now, this is pure demand of appreciation! Appreciation should never be forced. Whenever I feel like it, I shall say it directly.

23. What’s under your bed?
A. A vinyl followed by the floor.

24. Would you like to be born as yourself again?
A. As of now, it's been interesting, to say it in a diplomatic manner. So, why not? But, I would like to know more about the other choices.

25. Morning person, or night owl?
A. Crossbreed.

26. Over easy, or sunny side up?
A. Is this a joke on my vegetarianism?

27. Favourite place to relax?
A. As much as I know, if need be, I can fall asleep standing.

28. Favourite pie?
A. I have only tried apple pie till now. I like 3.14 more though: it's been more consistent than apple pie will ever be.

29. Favourite ice cream flavour?
A. I tried Triple Orange Chocolate somewhere once. And, I do not want to give a verdict till I have had a complete scoop of it.

30. Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
A. Suar

I tag Suar. (and Suar only)

Two Tags

Leela had tagged me twice long ago, and long long ago. And I wish to complete those tags. so here they are:

TAG I
123rd page:

The rules: Pick up the nearest book. Go to page 123. Find the fifth sentence. Post the next three sentences. Tag five people, and acknowledge the person who tagged you.

The time I read this tag, I didn't have a back anywhere near me, because I was in a cyber cafe in Orissa. One book belonging to me, which was closest to me (in terms of distance) at that time, had this to say:
"Because my heart was always with the German Empire and not with the Austrian Monarchy, the hour of Austria's dissolution as a State appeared to me only as the first step towards the emancipation of the German nation.
All these considerations intensified my yearnings to depart for that country for which my heart had been secretly longing since the days of my youth.
I hoped that one day I might be able to make my mark as an architect and that I could devote my talents to the service of my country on a large or small scale, according to the will of Fate."

Guess if you can. Its the only literary work I possess these days.

TAG II
Sing:

This is what she says:
"The game doesn’t seem to have a title. The title, Sing, is a song by Travis.

To music!"

So then.. To music
1. Which song is being played in your mind right now?
Sad Statue by System Of a Down
because of the lyrics:
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.

2. One song that describes your life... (No self made compositions please!)
Wahaan Kaun Hai Tera from the movie Guide

3. The song you listen to most on your I-pod/ MP3/ cell/ PC/ etc

It keeps on changing. These days it's Tum Nahi Gham Nahi Sharaab Nahi by Jagjit Singh. The lyrics are mind-blowing, in the very extreme sense of the word!

4. A song that describes best the following stages in your life
- School days: Yaaron from the movie Rockford.
- Love: I'd Love You To Want Me by Lobo. Wonderful lyrics!
- Your mood right now: Because I Got High by Afroman. I had coffee liquor late last evening, and I am extremely hyperactive.. still! The song suits the ask.

5. Your all time favorite song and the reason for it... maybe some memory/ some funny story etc!!!

I don't think I can be just on this one. Still, one I can remember at present is Gali Mein Aaj Chand Nikla from the movie Zakhm. Its my all time favourite movie. I love the video of the song.

6. A song you wish you hadn't heard!!! (More than one is always a pleasure!!!)

Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai from the movie Khalnayak. I think I got more-than-one scoldings from my mom for singing this song. I was ignorant then, innocent as well.

Songs from Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon, Tumse Achcha Kaun Hai, Mere Jeewan Sathi, and many others. I wish they had warnings before advertisements.

Riksha Chalwaaya Aapne, some parody of Aashiq Banaaya Aapne.

Many many more!

7. A song that would best describe... me
(Hey, I took pains to tag you, I guess I deserve this ;-) )

She's Always A Woman To Me by Billy Joel.. because it was the first decent song she shared with me. (probably the first song she ever did)

Another one.. God Put A Smile Upon Your Face by Coldplay. I'm being really REALLY nice.

8. (I just couldn't miss this!!!) If, you were in an elevator with Himesh Reshammiya and Altaf Raja, you would...
(please please please... something funny!!!)

.. let them know they're not the only ones!

I tag anyone who wishes to take up any/both of the tags.

Bhindi Man!

Bhindi Man - A name, a phenomenon, a superhero whose motive is to eat bhindi every time he gets the oppurtunity. It all started years ago...

Back in 1988, a boy was born to the Vyas family of Jaipur. He was just another boy. He used to eat all vegetables and relish each one of them, until one day he tasted bhindi. It was the best thing he had ever eaten. Everytime, he ate a bhindi, he wanted more. He invented various forms of bhindi food, such as the bhindi sandwich and the bhindi parantha. He could not stop wanting more.

One unfortunate day, a waiter slipped over a bhindi at the restaurant that our man had accidentally dropped on the floor. The waiter spilt the soup he was carrying over one of the customer's plates and it continued in a chain format, like in the comedy movies, until only he was left alive. That night, he didn't sleep, mostly because of the pain in his lower back from falling off the stairs. But, he kept thinking, what would have happened if he hadn't dropped that bhindi. That was the last time, he dropped a bhindi off his plate. That night, a superhero was born! Bhindi Man was born! He vowed to eat bhindi any time he got a chance to , and never drop a bhindi on the floor again.

Bhindi Man's power source is his bhindi. He gets weak if he is introduced to the radiation that bhindi releases when cooked and kept within smellable distance of his nostrils. And only poison could cure poison. When he ate the bhindis, they released the radiation within his stomach which caused the creation of an anti-radiation, which gave him the strength that he possesed. Every Thursday, Bhindi Man would go to the college mess, disguised as his alter ego Abhishek Vyas, to eat the aloo-bhindi mix only wishing he could get bhindi that was free from all the aloo (he also loved aloo, but Aloo Man would be lame, not that Bhindi Man isn't), that he got in the South-Indian hall of the mess. He ate all the bhindis he possibly could there without wasting one single bhindi. But, he wasn't satisfied. He wanted to go on a real mission. A mission that involved adventure and tastier bhindi.

He set his Google Talk status message as "BHINDI MAN!". This was a plan to popularise his existence and also to keep his identity secret. He used reverse psychology to do so. When a person claims to be a certain super hero, he will be the last man to be thought of as the super hero. His plan worked and no one could recognise him. Suddenly, he got a chat on his Google Talk. It was his faithful, yet worthless side-kick, Lady Finger Lady. Unlike Bhindi Man, she did not have any super hero kind of a motive. It was just that she was a lady, and had fingers, dressed up a lady. Bhindi Man explained, to her, the complications of his motives. She gave him a mission. She had gathered information about a bhindi hide-out that went by the name of Snow's Park restaurant. He could get bhindi there. He wouldn't miss this oppurtunity.

That night, while his friends had decided to go out to eat pizzas, he declined. He had other plans. Dressed as his alter ego, he went to the hide-out. He had to walk there. He was constantly in touch with Lady Finger Lady, who guided him through thier telepathic connection. He walked miles and miles before he reached there. He read through the menu, but there was no bhindi. He felt as if it was a trap. But, he believed in Lady Finger Lady, because he knew she hadn't had a motive ever, and she wouldn't have one now. He asked the waiter if they had bhindi, and got an affirmation. He ordered the bhindi like an innocent customer. But, little did that waiter know that behind the smile of that customer were the teeth that would devour those bhindis. He had also ordered some paneer to keep himself out of any suspicion. Two humongous bowls of gravy covered insides arrived on his table with 2 tandoori rotis and a parantha. This was too much for him. He had thought that the rotis would be smaller and the curries would be in small plates. He had stepped into a trap bigger than he had ever faced. He then realsied the most important rule of eating out: Any place with 'chinki' waiters serves more than expected, in every plate.

His face looked pale, mostly becuase of the pale dim lighting in the hide-out. Then, his face glowed up with determination, and this was not because of the lighting. He would face the bull by its tail, and worry about the shit in the morning. He took a deep breath and started eating, in that atmosphere filled with loud bass and very low vocals of songs from LP, pink floyd and the likes, what would be one of the heaviest meals he had taken in a long long time. Once, the first bite touched his tongue, there was no looking back. 20 minutes later, all that was left to see was some gravy in the plate, and water in his glass.. but no bhindis. He had defeated fate. He had beaten destiny. He had eaten the bhindis.. all of them! Not even the paneer could escape his will and determination. He walked back from the hide-out like a hero, because he was a hero, and he had practiced his walk several times. And finally, after days of discontent, watching movies, and discomfort because of his contoured mattress, he was able to sleep comfortably.

Bhindi Man had done it again! He had saved the day.. at 9 in the night!


Bhindi Man is a TradeMark of no one, and the mark is only to make it look more attractive and cool. Yet, the author would request the readers and others not to write stories about Bhindi Man, because he has realised that even though the idea seemed super-cool and ultra-awesome in the beginning, this story has actually turned out to be extremely lame; also because he pretends to be the alter ego of Bhindi Man, and it would hurt him if you did so.

Jhoomo Re

I came across this tag some time back. I thought it was something interesting. I'm doing it!

All you have to do is to put your media player on shuffle and put your songs in there and let the answers come out. Questions are given below. Keep moving to the next shuffled song to anaswer the next question.

These are my answers:

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “HOW ARE YOU",YOU SAY?
Till I'm no one again - Parikrama
.. and then I add, "Fine! And you?"

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Hoshwalon ko khabar kya - Sarfarosh
In a way, it does describe my way of living.
On a different note, I recommend this song to anyone who hasn't heard it as yet.

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Illusion - Creed
The one before you find out who they actually are.

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Money for nothing - Dire Straits
which is an African tribal phrase meaning "Good!"

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Sapne Mein Milti Hai - Satya
:D

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Where is the love - Black Eyes Peas
"What's wrong with the world, Mama?"
I agree with the song.

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I'll be there for you - Bon Jovi
That is all I can hope.

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Peruvian Skies - Dream Theater
Not sure if it fits as an answer.

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Who Wants to live forever - Queen
Sadly, there is no song called 'Which movie should i watch now'

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
Clock - Beck
think Math is easy?

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Mere Naseeb Mein - Remix
NO! NO WAY!

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
O haseena Zulfonwaali - Teesri Manzil
I wish I could for once, be Shammi Kapoor.

13. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Taaqat Ka Matlab - Sarkar soundtrack
Go-Vin-Da-Aa.

14. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Ishq Samundar - Kaante
I really wouldn't mind if its legal by then.

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mysterious Girl(Dhol Mix) - PA v/s CJ
I don't mind the answer if she's not the one playing the dhol.

16. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Right Here Right Now - Bluffmaster
I might need a confirmation on this one.

17. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Socha Nahi Tha - Kaante
Perfect!

18. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Butterfly - Crazy Town
I'm not too sure what my grandchildren will think of me.

19. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Zindagi is tarah - Murder
I would rather have had the Pokemon title song here. I like the Hindi version. My favourite line.. "Karne hain haasil, POKEMON!"

20. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Track 7 - Chocolate
Its such a secret that even I don't know about the Track 7 part. I do like chocolate though.

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Neele Gagan ke tale - Hamraaz (Old)
They all are! But, there is more to them.

22. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Jhoomo Re - Kailash Kher (Jhoomo Re)
Your wish is my command, O mighty shuffled media player!


I tag Saboo, Kaushik, Leela, Adlibber, Jean, Aravind, Shady, Infy.